Monthly Archives: August 2009

Josh Gibson’s Greatest Hits Vol. 1

Basher 1.0I’m going to assume those who visit this blog on a semi-regular basis don’t require an extended introduction about Josh Gibson.  Real quick: He was a catcher, played in the Negro Leagues, and was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame during the Nixon administration.  He was the so-called “Black Babe Ruth,” in large part because of his ability to hit baseballs a long, long way; and although much of his Negro League career has been unearthed and calculated- here in August of 2009, over sixty years after he died- more than 50% of his career is still missing, yet to be pulled from the rubble.

 

We don’t have YouTube clips of Josh, or historic audio files of Vin Scully or whomever describing him in action, as he cut his swath across the black baseball landscape.  But we do have newspaper clippings.  Hundreds of them, in fact, written by those fortunate enough to have seen the man in action.  These are baseball letters from the past, penned by black and white reporters from small towns and large cities, chronicaling the accomplishments of Gibson, Satchel and John Beckwith.  Their reports have become gifts to us, dispatches from the great beyond.

 

To follow, in chronological order, is Volume One of Josh Gibson’s greatest hits, a text-based highlight reel of the legendary catcher at the plate.  These are pulled from actual newspaper accounts of Pittsburgh Crawfords’ and Homestead Grays’ games, little vignettes of the man some called “The Basher.”  Hope you enjoy them…

 

1931

“Josh Gibson, a local lad, furnished part of the batting fireworks by pounding out a long home run with one on the paths.”

“…the Grays clouted three home runs.  Gibson clouting one of the longest balls that have been hit at the park this season, straight over the center field fence.”

1932

“Gibson, who is billed as the champion Negro long distance hitter, came though for the fans when he sunk one in the lake in deep left center.  It was a terrific smash.”

“Josh Gibson’s four-base wallop into the center field stands in the last inning of Saturday’s second game, also scoring Page, spelled out a 4 to 3 defeat for the hustling Jamestown (NY) Spiderwebs.”

1934

“Josh Gibson thrilled (the crowd) with a long home run.”

1935

“Gibson hit two of the longest home runs ever witnessed in Delaware county. One of these mammoth home runs cleared the railroad tracks in left centerfield, and the other landed on the concrete base of the tower on these same tracks and bounced down to the Dewey School, or so it seemed.”

“Josh Gibson then greeted a Bennett pitch with a hidden dynamo and it sailed far, wide and handsome, over the railroad tracks…..(and then later) Gibson was the first at bat in the third, and the rugged receiver almost duplicated his smack, for the second home run in two tries.”

1937

“…the prodigious wallop that Josh Gibson, hefty home run slugger of the Grays, lofted clear over the left field fence in the first game.”

1938

“Josh Gibson led the parade with a mighty drive which sailed over the ticket office in deep centerfield and crashed into the railroad wall across the alley from the park.”

“In the second game, Gibson sailed one over the extreme centerfield fence, the ball passing out of the lot at a point where the big tree stands at the end of the fence and start of the garages in centerfield.”

“Gibson, regular catcher for the Homestead club, was sent to (play) right field and during the encounter cracked four home runs.”

“The big feature of the fray was a resounding home run smash by Herculean Josh Gibson, the Babe Ruth of colored baseball, who socked the old apple over the garages in deep left-center field.”

1942

“The big sensation of the first contest was a running catch by “Chin” Green, center fielder for the Black Yankees, on Josh Gibson’s fly to center field in the first inning.  The ball went about 450 feet out near the flagpole and a quick return (throw) enabled the home team to make a double play and end the inning.” (at Yankee Stadium)

1943

“Gibson, in the sixth inning, gave the fans what they had been waiting for when he lifted one of Miller’s slants mid-way up into the center field bleachers for a home run, driving Leonard in ahead of him.”

“(Gibson) hit for a total of 12 bases, including a 440-foot, two-run home run to left field.”

“Josh Gibson opened up the second inning with a powerful homer, his seventh, far up in the left field bleachers, with none on.”

“Gibson, next up, leaned on one of his serves for a 430-foot line drive home run to win the game 6 to 5.”

“Josh Gibson hit the first ball Joe Hooker pitched to him for the circuit.  The clout landed more than midway up in the centerfield bleachers and permitted “Cool Papa” Bell to score ahead of the Grays’ catcher.”

“Gibson, after taking a two-and-two count, hit the next ball 435 feet into the centerfield stands to put the Grays up 2-0.”

(Most of Gibson’s 1943 highlights were at Griffith Stadium, the Senators home park in Washington DC)

1944

“Gibson whaled out a 408-foot triple in the 7th.”

“The final Grays’ tally arrived in the eighth when Leonard singled to right and scored on Josh Gibson’s 408-foot double that carried to the wall in deep left.”

“Josh Gibson, Grays slugger, stealing individual honors by blasting two home runs, the first into the right field stands in the third, and the second into the left field stands in the seventh.”

“Josh Gibson plastered one of Johnny Markham’s offerings for a 370-foot homer in right center with one on in the fourth and none out to put the Grays out in front, 2-0.”

“A terrific 420 foot home run blast into the left field bull pen by Josh Gibson with two on base featured the first game.” (at Yankee Stadium)

1945

“Josh Gibson banged a 415-foot homer in the third to pace the seven-hit Grays attack.”

1946

“Sparked by Josh Gibson’s 354-foot homer into the lower deck of the leftfield stands…the Washington Homestead Grays took both ends of the twin bill from the Chicago American Giants before 10,000 at Comiskey Park Sunday.”

1947

JOSH GIBSON DIED AT AGE 35.  JACKIE ROBINSON MADE HIS DEBUT WITH THE BROOKLYN DODGERS.

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Chicago Cubs Survival Guide

The Chicago Cubs are making their annual push for the play-offs. Because this is still a relatively “new” phenomenon for many older Cubs fans, and in anticipation of what has become known locally as “antacid” season, The Illinois Department of Health Services has released an updated version of their popular “Cub Fan Survival Guide- Pennant Race 2009.” Please print and post these helpful tips in a public area, and feel free to discuss them openly with your neighbors.

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EYE CONTAMINATION

In the event you accidentally stumble across television highlights (especially Game Six) from the 2003 NLCS, prompt first-aid treatment is essential. Delay greatly increases the extent of optic injury, and blindness may occur.

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Do not use boric acid, eye drops, drugs, or ointments. At least not in mixed company.

DEMONIC CUB FAN POSSESSION

If you have small children, it’s not too late to save them from a lifetime of suffering. Just because they’re your children, doesn’t mean they HAVE to be Cubs fans. Have your local Catholic priest rub neatsfoot oil on the infant’s chest, spelling out the word Y-A-N-K-E-E-S F-A-N in slow movements.

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WRIGLEY FIELD POISON IVY

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If you know you’re allergic to Wrigley Field ivy, ask your doctor about using an over-the-counter lotion containing bentoquatum to block a reaction. You use the lotion only before possible exposure—you know, before running on the field and jumping against the outfield walls, or hiding inside the vines during batting practice.

Carefully remove or cut clothing from the affected area so contamination is not spread to other areas of the body. Streak naked across the infield and wave to the crowd.

FREE TICKET

Remember, Chicago Cubs tickets are difficult to come by down the stretch, but infants are allowed in for free. Here’s a tip: For a group of four, purchase only three tickets, then wrap the fourth person (the smallest adult), in a baby blanket- or “wubby”- and walk them through the turnstiles.

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STANDING ROOM ONLY

Standing Room Only doesn’t mean your lady can’t watch the game in style. Clasp hands with your buddy, lean over and let Ms. Cub Fan “sit” in the SRO section. She’ll be the envy of all the other ladies, and you’ll be a hero.

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FREE SOUVENIRS

No money for souvenirs? In these tough economic times, this is nothing to be ashamed of- and it certainly doesn’t mean you have to go home empty-handed. Notify the nearest Andy Frain usher that your wife has become “stuck” to her seat. Unbolt the chair with a socket wrench, and have the usher help you carry her out to your vehicle. The official Wrigley Field box seat (section 434-A, seat 17) will look awesome in your sports-themed basement, all free of charge.

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BLEEDING NIPPLES- MALE

Uh, not sure about this one, but we’ll assume they’re bleeding Cubbie Blue. Cover the nipple with a clean cloth or bandage. Shave mustache.

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FOUL BALL INTERFERENCE PREVENTION SPLINT

If you happen to be seated in the front row, say, down the left field line, we recommend fastening splints on both hands. This will deter you from attempting to catch any foul balls headed in your direction, and although there is a serious risk of injury, you might be saved a lifetime of infamy.

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ALFONSO SORIANO-INDUCED CARDIAC ARREST

There’s a reason the Yankees got rid of this guy years ago, and Cubs fans have had a couple seasons to see his craftsmanship up close and personal. The strikeouts, the bunny-hop fly-ball catching technique, the pulled hamstrings, the aversion to base on balls, the penchant for turning doubles into singles, the apparent distaste for actually running the bases AFTER settling for one-base hits (picked-off 48 times in his career). After high-fat diets and cigarette smoking, Alfonso Soriano is the third leading cause of cardiac arrest in Cubs fans.

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FAKING AN ALFONSO SORIANO-INDUCED CARDIAC ARREST

Younger fans have taken to “faking” an Alfonso Soriano-induced cardiac arrest and as a result have gotten caught up in some pretty hot make-out sessions with gullible bleacher chicks.

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CHOKING

This is when another first-round play-off sweep obstructs one’s airway. Has become commonplace, and only time will heal this affliction.

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WHEN THE SEASON IS FINALLY OVER

You’ve taken your wife and two kids to 36 home games, paid for tickets, parking, and $1400 in scorecards, bobble-head dolls, plastic batting helmets, foam rubber-things, Vineline Magazine, and facsimile autographed baseballs. You’ve watched all the road games on WGN, followed the Cub-related gossip and conversation on the internet blogs, listened to the Score Sports Radio, invested your time, money and soul into this ballclub… only to have your heart ripped out by disappointment at the end. Again. There is only one responsible thing to do.

1. Have wife locate her dusty, old strap-on dildo (from her sorority days).
2. Drop your trousers half-way
3. Bend over slightly
4. Take it like a man

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After 100 years of this, you get used to it.

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Meet Joe Black

I wanted to say something clever about the Brad Pitt movie, where he plays a cold, monosyllabic prince of darkness, kills Anthony Hopkins, marries Angelina Jolie, and starts adopting bus loads of poor kids from third world countries, but I haven’t seen the flick in a few years…

When I think of “Joe Black,” it’s not Pitt’s peanut butter-loving demon which comes to mind, it’s the old Brooklyn Dodgers’ pitcher from the Boys of Summer era. Unlike Brad, he’s an interesting figure; smart, multi-dimensional- one of the first African-American pitchers in the Major Leagues. He played professional ball from 1943 to 1957, beginning his career with the Baltimore Elite Giants of the Negro National League before moving into organized ball after Jackie opened the doors. In 1951, he was signed by the Dodgers and split one summer pitching in the International League and American Association before moving up to the big club in 1952. His first season in the Major Leagues would be his best, when he went 15-4 with a 2.15 era.

In August of 1969, Black wrote a special feature for the Chicago Defender, listing his “all-time” all-star team of black players. By this time he was long retired, working as a VP for the Greyhound Corporation, living with his family in Chicago.

Black wrote “I am aware that some of you readers may not agree with my selections, but my opinion will be based on fourteen years of playing with and against many of my honorees. Additionally, I am also the beneficiary of knowledge gained through conversations with past and present players.”

Let’s cut to the chase: Here are Joe Black’s all-time all-stars:

  FIRST TEAM
CF Willie Mays
LF Oscar Charleston
RF Martin Dihigo
3B Ray Dandridge
SS Tommy “Pee Wee” Butts
2B Jackie Robinson
1B Buck Leonard
C Josh Gibson
P Satchel Paige
P Bob Gibson
P Jonas Gaines
UT Sam Bankhead

 

  SECOND TEAM
CF Roberto Clemente
LF Frank Robinson
RF Hank Aaron
3B Minnie Minoso
SS Willie Wells
2B Piper Davis
1B Mule Suttles
C Roy Campanella
P Don Newcombe
P Dave Barnhill
P Barney Brown
UT Jim Gilliam

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